Cereal Killer Cafe was truly a childhood dream come true. Located in London, England, and with two locations, one in Camden and more recently in Birmingham, the cafe is truly a one of a kind experience. Decorated with bright colors, childish furniture, and 80s’ and 90s’ memorabilia, I couldn’t help but feel nostalgic about my own childhood. My friend, Abby who was with me, even looked at me and said “its’ like we just went back in a time machine.” The Cafe offers over 120 different kinds of cereals, both British, as well as imported, 30 varieties of milk, and 20 different toppings. The options are beautifully displayed on a vintage chalk board, in bright, colorfully assorted writing. The milk alone varies from traditional types such as whole milk, and even almond and soy milk, and then continues on to unique flavors such as Salted Caramel, Banana, and even Bubblegum. The cafe does offer a menu of specialities such as the “Stacked Hot Chocolate,” and the “Lucky Charm Milkshake” but the best part is being able to customize your order. The cafe allows you to build your own cereal masterpiece with all your favorite additions, and although the endless options were a bit overwhelming I finally decided upon Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, whipped cream, nuts and caramel.
The presentation was more than impressive in itself with the large glass mug seeming to be overflowing with whipped cream, drizzled nuts and caramel, and perfectly finished off with a vintage blue and white straw.
The combination was evidently like nothing I have ever had before. The sweet mixture of the various flavors was overwhelming sweet, but incredible because of it! To say eating it gave me a sugar rush, would be an understatement.
Besides the absolutely delicious cereal creations, part of the reason my experience was so pleasant was because of the environment. The retro furniture and brightly colored rooms looked like something out of a comic strip, and made the Cafe that much more inviting and enjoyable. This feeling was evidently exactly what they were striving for, because they actually have a “Cereal Killer Cookbook” they sell at the cafe, and online! The book features two silly characters, displayed on the cover eating and seeming to be literally inhaling a large bowl of cereal. The book features cereal recipes, games, and other humorous cereal-related content such as the “important rules of eating cereal-slurp all you want, make sure you choose a deep bowl to avoid spillage on the way to the sofa.” Other products included vintage corn flake notebooks, “cereal killer cafe” stickers and even their very own set of trading cards the “the cereal killer trading pack”.
The Cereal Killer Cafe was a unique, fun, creative, and above all tasty experience! I highly recommend it if you find yourself in London, and I look forward to someday going back, maybe when I have kids of my own!